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January, 2007

"A fool must now and then be right by chance."

-- William Cowper

August, 2006

"We will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

-- Martin Luther King Jr.

July, 2006

"Good judgement comes from experience.  Experience comes from bad judgement."

June 28, 2006

"We do not seek to be like the masters, we seek what the masters sought"

-- Some wise dude in ancient China

June 7, 2006

"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care."

-- Dave Barry

March 27, 2006

"We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail."

-- David Barry

March 15, 2006

"It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue."

-- Voltaire

March 7, 2006

"The dumbest people I know are those who know it all."

-- Malcolm Forbes

January 23, 2006

"There has to be a halt in the gender war and feminism must extend its remit to include the rights of men."

-- Fay Weldon

January 12, 2006

"Music is spiritual, the music business is not."

 December 28, 2005

"Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost part of your life."

-- Michael Leboeuf

December 19, 2005

"When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather did.  Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in
his car."

-- Jack Handey

December 14, 2005

"It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly."

-- M. Newcomber

November 15, 2005

"Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday ... The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production."

-- Ayn Rand

October 26, 2005

"Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor!"

-- Jeff Wood

October 11, 2005

"It is easy to despise what you cannot get"

-- Aesop

October 2, 2005

"Nothing says "bad-ass rock band" like a wall full of porcelain figurines!"

-- Scott Knudson

September 16, 2005

"Fear not those who argue but those who dodge."

-- Dale Carnegie

September 9, 2005

"We often give enemies the means of our own destruction."

-- Aesop

August 30,2005

"If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum."

-- George Muncaster

August 16,2005

"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it."

-- Maurice Chavalier

August 11,2005

"If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song."

-- Jack Handey

August 8,2005

"The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self."

-- Whitney Young

August 1, 2005

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."

-- Lord Acton

July 27, 2005

"Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind."

-- Anonymous

July 22, 2005

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

-- Charles Lamb

July 20, 2005

"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

-- Winston Churchill

July 11, 2005

"A leader must have the courage to act against an expert's advice."

-- James Callaghan

June 29, 2005

"Opportunity is missed by most because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

-- Thomas Edison

June 28, 2005

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

-- Ann Landers

June 24, 2005

"He who wants to persuade should put his trust not in the right argument, but in the right word. The power of sound has always been greater than the power of sense."

-- Joseph Conrad

June 22, 2005

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."

-- General George S. Patton

June 17, 2005

"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."

-- Dave Barry

June 14, 2005

"We don't see things as they are. We see things as we are."

--  Anais Nin

June 13, 2005

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

-- Ernest Hemingway

June 10, 2005

"Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success."

-- Oscar Wilde

June 8, 2005

"My one regret in life is that I'm not somebody else."

-- Woody Allen

June 7, 2005

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

-- Oscar Wilde

June 6, 2005

"Nothing is ever lost by courtesy. It is the cheapest of pleasures, costs nothing, and conveys much."

-- Erastus Wiman

June 3, 2005

"But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?"

-- Lord Byron

June 2, 2005

"It is neither wealth nor splendor; but tranquility and occupation which give you happiness."

-- Thomas Jefferson

June 1, 2005

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."

-- Bertrand Russell

May 27, 2005

"If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed."

-- David Viscott

May 26, 2005

"Free advice is worth the price."

-- Robert Half

May 25, 2005

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. That's because she changes it more often."

-- Oliver Hereford

May 24, 2005

"When I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right."

-- Gahan Wilson

May 20, 2005

"A good general can defeat his enemy 100 times in 100 battles, a great general can defeat his enemy before the battle begins."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

May 17, 2005

"A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error."

-- Dennis Miller

May 11, 2005

"If you equivocate, it's an indication that you're unsure of yourself and what you're doing."

-- Donald Trump

May 9, 2005

"Age is no guarantee of maturity."

-- L. Blackwell

May 4, 2005

"Don't expect your employees to work harder than you do."

-- Donald Trump

May 2, 2005

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."

-- Rodney Dangerfield

April 28, 2005

"Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice."

-- Stanley Horowitz

Quote of the Day, April 25, 2005

"There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up."

-- Booker T. Washington

April 22, 2005

"Capitalism demands the best of every man – his rationality – and rewards him accordingly. It leaves every man free to choose the work he likes, to specialize in it, to trade his product for the products of others, and to go as far on the road of achievement as his ability and ambition will carry him."

-- Ayn Rand

April 19, 2005

"Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought."

-- Henri Bergson

 April 18, 2005

"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same."

-- Carlos Castaneda

Quote of the Day, April 14, 2005

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

-- Tom Clancy

April 13, 2005

"Tell me what you brag about and I'll tell you what you lack."

-- Spanish Proverb

April 11, 2005

"I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with."

-- Jack Handey

April 8, 2005

"You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence in. No one is fanatically shouting that the sun is going to rise tomorrow. They know it's going to rise tomorrow. When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it's always because there dogmas or goals are in doubt."

-- Robert M. Pirsig

April 7, 2005

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

-- Walter Winchell

April 4, 2005

"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."

-- Clint Eastwood

April 1, 2005

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

-- Albert Einstein

March 30, 2005

Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk.
It's still rock and roll to me.
-- Billy Joel

March 28, 2005

"Great men can't be ruled."

-- Ayn Rand

March 23, 2005

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

-- Jimmy Durante

March 22, 2005

"Markets are never wrong, opinions are."

-- Jessie Livermore

March 21, 2005

"Great men can't be ruled."

-- Ayn Rand

March 18, 2005

"Some never fade away, some crash and burn, Some make the world go round, other watch it turn, Still it's all a mystery, This place we call the world. Most are fine as oysters While some become pearls."

-- Jimmy Buffet

March 17, 2005

"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment."

-- Barry LePatner

March 16, 2005

"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."

-- Carrie Fisher

March 14, 2005

"Need is a relative thing these days, it borders on desire.  The high tech world is full of bright shiny things, we think that we really require."

-- Jimmy Buffet

March 11, 2005

Religion is a primitive form of philosophy, [the] attempt to offer a comprehensive view of reality."

-- Ayn Rand

March 10, 2005

"Man must cease attributing his problems to his environment, and learn to exercise his will -- his personal responsibility in the realm of faith and morals."

-- Albert Schweitzer

March 8, 2005

"There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live."

-- James Truslow Adams

March 7, 2005

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

-- George Carlin

March 4, 2005

"I believe in the supreme worth of the individual and in his right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

-- John D. Rockefeller

March 3, 2005

"If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people."

-- V. Woolfe

March 2, 2005

"The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do."

-- Joseph Stalin

March 1, 2005

"There are men of thought, and men of action. The latter can exist without the former, but not vice versa. Great men are those of thoughtful action."

-- David Kaminski

February 28, 2005

"Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy."

-- Isaac Newton

February 25, 2005

"Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think"

-- Ayn Rand

February 22, 2005

'If nothing is what you ask for, that's exactly what you get."

-- De Emlet (From the Left)

February 20, 2005

"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."

-- Eric Hoffer

February 18, 2005

"Everyone has the right to make his own decision/s, but none has the right to force his decision on others"

-- Ayn Rand

February 17, 2005

"Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!"

-- Dave Barry

February 15, 2005

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun"

-- Chairman Mao Zedong

February 14, 2005 Vagina Day Quote

While it may be mysterious, love is also effortful; love is a decision: ‘...the desire to love is not itself love. Love is as love does.’

-- M Scott Peck

February 11, 2005

"Need is a relative thing these days, it borders on desire, the high tech world is full of bright shiny things, we think that we really require"

-- Jimmy Buffet, 'Tonight I Just Need My Guitar'

February 10, 2005

"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."

-- Joseph Stalin

February 9, 2005

"The one common denominator in every mess you find yourself in is you."

-- Bob Wall

February 8, 2005

"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes."

-- Marcel Proust

February 7, 2005

"We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality."

-- Ayn Rand

February 4, 2005

"To know the road ahead, ask those coming back."

-- Chinese Proberb

February 3, 2005

"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money? Man's genius and productive effort." "Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns – or dollars. Take your choice – there is no other – and your time is running out"

-- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, Francisco D'Anconia's Money Speech

February 2, 2005

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."

-- George Bernard Shaw

February 1, 2005

"Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities"

-- Aristotle

January 31, 2005

"Did you really think we want those laws observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them to be broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against... We're after power and we mean it... There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Reardon, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with."

-- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

January 30, 2005

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face -- forever."

-- George Orwell, 1984